Chubbies The Cucamongas 5.5″ Stretch Swim Trunks

I don’t have the data to back it up, but I gotta say that these are the pinest swim trunks I ever laid my eyes upon.

Fabric: Made with 3% spandex for stretch a.k.a maximum moveability, lunge-ability, and high kick-ability. Seriously, they’re like, the friggin best

Inseam: These handsome guys have a 7″ Inseam. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these.

Fit: Non-elastic waistband, and updated fit.

Pockets: Chambray lined pockets because you’re worth it. Single back welt pocket big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android, we hear you).